Eliza the Great/CHARGIN MY BLOGGLES ([info]elizaeffect) wrote,
@ 2006-01-19 10:20:00
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The Post of Insert Joke Here
Okay, folks, it's Thursday. Inauguration is...when? Tomorrow night? WHAT.

The sitch: Finlay, Jackie and I are going to be "crowned" SWIL Co-Presidents tomorrow night, and the traditional Reading of the Rejected Titles will be kind of short if we don't have some more titles to reject. Therefore, I would like you, the readers, to suggest some presidential titles. Keep in mind that there are three of us, and you're more likely to think of something amusing and possibly inside-joke-related if you actually know us in person. But that's not a hard-and-fast requirement.

Be funny, be creative. Extra points for fantasy/science fiction/geekdom references.

GO.


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I'll start us off with a little one...
[info]elizaeffect
2006-01-19 03:27 pm UTC (link)
No, Shut Up, and I Don't Care: The Presidency of Your Call Is Very Important To Us.

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[info]uncleamos
2006-01-19 03:40 pm UTC (link)
You Know of What I Will Speak.

*Hums 'Heart of Oak.'*

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[info]think_too_much
2006-01-19 07:46 pm UTC (link)
Seconded!

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[info]sylvansafekeepe
2006-01-19 04:07 pm UTC (link)
Diablo, Mephisto, and Baal.

And I'll probably wind up upping the number of comments in this entry by posting suggestions as inspiration hits me.

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[info]uncleamos
2006-01-19 04:11 pm UTC (link)
I think that's the point.

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[info]sylvansafekeepe
2006-01-19 06:51 pm UTC (link)
On a similar note, you could go for Ral, Ort, and Tal: the Presidency of Ancients' Pledge.

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[info]lula_vampiro
2006-01-19 04:43 pm UTC (link)
The Invisible Man, The Invisible Woman, and The Invisible Hand: The Invisible Presidency

The Lever, The Pulley, and The Inclined Plane: Presidency of the Machines

The Array of Hedgehogs, The Aurora of Polar Bears, and The Chain of Bobolinks: Presidency of Groups of Animals

Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles: Presidency the Hedgehog

Delta Upsilon, Phi Psi, and Digamma Tau Phi: gr33xx0r

Not Harming Nonmembers, Obeying Orders, and Protecting the President's Own Existence: I, Presidency

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[info]sinsofthedove
2006-01-19 05:44 pm UTC (link)
I <3 U Mendez. What was the one you suggested earlier?

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[info]fiddledragon
2006-01-19 06:58 pm UTC (link)
Rock, Paper, Scissors

Blackjack, Hookers, ...?

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[info]fiddledragon
2006-01-19 07:15 pm UTC (link)
Pirate, Ninja, Robot

Livejournal, Facebook, IRC

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[info]lula_vampiro
2006-01-19 08:43 pm UTC (link)
Sunshine, Lollipops, and Rainbows: Presidency of Lesley Gore

Guns, Germs, and Steel: Presidency of Jared Diamond

Stop, Drop, and Roll: Presidency of Not Being On Fire

Cyanide, Bullets, and the Neva River: Presidency that Didn't Really Kill Rasputin

Sugar, Rum, and Slaves: The Triangle Presidency

Lifeline, 50-50, and Polling The Nonmembers: Who Wants To Be A SWILlionaire?

The Holy Roman Emperor, the President of Ghana, and the Prince of Wales: Presidency of Potentates Who Don't Actually Rule The Place Named In Their Titles

Dance, Dance, and Revolution

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[info]uncleamos
2006-01-19 08:57 pm UTC (link)
But who would be Dance and who would be Dance?

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[info]ultranurd
2006-01-19 09:58 pm UTC (link)
I like not being on fire.

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[info]gerbilicious85
2006-01-19 09:24 pm UTC (link)
The Blonde, the Brunette, and the Redhead
Nancy, George, and Bess

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Inspired by this
[info]arctangent
2006-01-19 10:35 pm UTC (link)
The Dead Baby, the Holocaust, and Finlay (the Things You Can't Joke About Presidency)

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These vary in quality greatly
[info]arctangent
2006-01-19 09:40 pm UTC (link)
The Antichrist, the Whore of Babylon and the False Prophet (you know what I'm talking about)

Jackthur, Gregiza and Finlaythan (When Tickets Collide)

The Invisible Hand, the Glass Ceiling and Invisible Man (The Transparent Presidency)

The Gothic Menace, Attack of the Dominatrices and Revenge of the Blair (The Prequel Presidency)

Anarchy, State and Utopia (The Nozick Presidency)

A is A, A is not B and Ayn Rand is a Lunatic (The Three Principles of SWILjectivism)

Law, Chaos and Apathy (The Moorcock Presidency)

Electroweak, Strong Nuclear and Gravitation (The Forceful Presidency)

Quark, Lepton and Gauge Boson (The Elementary Presidency)

Relativity, Quantum and Creation Science (The Theory of Everything Presidency)

Hack, Slash and Femslash (The Cutting Presidency)

Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms (The Restricted Presidency)

Graphic Violence, Sexual Situations and Coarse Language (The Mature Presidency)

Dominant, Submissive and Voyeur (The Role-Playing Presidency)

Wolf, Ram and Hart (The Senior Presidency)

The First President, The Second President, President and Loremaster (Asimov's _President Trilogy_)

Delete, Protect, Ban (The Wikipresidential Administration)

Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Purity Points (Declaration of SWIL-dependence)

Buddy Finlay, Jackie Valens, and the Blair Bopper (The Day the Presidency Died)

Iran, Iraq, and North Korea (The Presidency of Evil)

Asimov, Bester, Clarke (The ABCs of SWILdom)

North, South and East (To Keep SWIL In, Out Of, and Next To ML, Respectively)

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Re: These vary in quality greatly
[info]ultranurd
2006-01-19 10:04 pm UTC (link)
I Chuse you, Rated M!

I prefer my movies with the rating not "Pervasive Graphic War Violence", but what can you do.

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More
[info]arctangent
2006-01-19 10:11 pm UTC (link)
Guns, Germs and Steel (The Presidency of Western Hegemony)

Gemeinschaft, Gesellschaft and Finlay (The Presidency of Forms of Social Interaction)

Smith, Goodfriend and Stokes (The Surname Presidency)

Bagley, Newman and George (The Other Surname Presidency)

SWILies, SWILlies and SWILs (The Controversy Presidency)

Bitterness, Communism and Insomnia (The Consorts)

Daiquiris, BDSM and a Taser (New, Improved Titles)

Racist, Sexist, Anti-Gay (The Protest Presidency)

Dan, Venger and Finlay (The First Name Presidency)

Big Gulp, Super Big Gulp and X-Treme Gulp Mug (New, Improved, Blue-Collar Titles)

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[info]reldnahkram
2006-01-19 11:11 pm UTC (link)
I think I have two years worth of rejected title lists lying around. Interested?

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[info]uncleamos
2006-01-20 12:59 am UTC (link)
There should probably be new ones.

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[info]crystalpyramid
2006-01-20 02:40 am UTC (link)
So do I, but it feels like it would be cheating to pass them on again.

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[info]star_ash
2006-01-20 01:47 am UTC (link)
Hanging, Dimpled, and Pregnant (the Presidents of Chad)
Roberts, Miers, and Alito
Jane, Eliza, and Lydia Bennett (the proud and prejudiced presidency) (Alternatively, this could be Ms. Bennett, Mr. Wickham, and Mr. Darcy)
Straw, Wood, and Bricks
Your Dad, Your Mom, Your Mailman
Shiite, Sunni, and Kurd
Buffy, Angel, and Firefly (the presidents of Whedon)
Ben, Elaine, and Mrs. Robinson
Your Name, Your Quest, Your Favorite Color

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[info]sylvansafekeepe
2006-01-20 02:09 am UTC (link)
Enigma, Purple, and the Lorenz Cipher: the Presidency of badly-kept secrets.

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[info]eclectic_boy
2006-01-21 09:00 pm UTC (link)
Just because inauguration already happened and your titles have already been chosen, no reason I can't still submit one! Besides, I think it'd be fun to see the struggle over who gets which one:

"The Good, the Bad, and the Finlay"


P.S. Congrats fiddledragon, namer of Presidents!

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[info]sinsofthedove
2006-01-21 11:51 pm UTC (link)
True story: we had already picked the title and were really surprised (well, not really, but a little) to see it there. "Hey!" we thought, "That was our idea!"

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